she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
We left the knife in your bed.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize