Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Well I just put wine in my tea
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Randomize
