Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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