Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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