All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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