I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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