Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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