I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Randomize
