mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
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