Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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