Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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