I like to think it a success when the cops are called
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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