We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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