I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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