He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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