no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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