what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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