I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
you would pick up someone in the library
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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