FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
He felt like a one man threesome
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Randomize
