Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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