She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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