their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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