There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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