the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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