I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
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