we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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