Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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