My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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