i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
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