He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in itâ€
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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