Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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