My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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