Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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