But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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