You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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