Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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