I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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