How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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