Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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