My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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