I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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