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I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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