He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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