guys are not supposed to queef...right?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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