you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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