Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
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