So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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