just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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