yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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