so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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