Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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